Listen to the squirrel. The squirrel is good.

For Foamy’s rants I and II, select from this page.

This is genius comic stuff. Foamy is my hero.

Release your inner squirrel.

97 Responses to “Foamy Squirrel”
  1. Kyle Haight says:

    Face my squirrely wrath! (I do have squirrely wrath, you know.)

    B-)

  2. Squirrel says:

    why does everyone wanna see the goth chic naked??

  3. Anne Haight says:

    Beats me, man. As Foamy pointed out, she’s not even real. She’s a cartoon for God’s sake. Must be all the virgin teenage nerd losers who ask that question. Plus, if you ask me, she’s too skinny. :)

  4. natasha says:

    im sorry but what is it with you people u sit there and act like he is real i like foamy to but come on must u act like he is real??

  5. RogueSpidor says:

    Natasha, they’re not acting like he’s real, they’re acting like he’s a character. And that’s exactly what he is. Lighten up. Nobody got on your ass because you decided that punctuation and spelling were optional. Yet there you go, acting superior because you can identify when a squirrel is real or an animated drawing. Get over yourself and move on. Why did it incense you to the point that you had to post about it? Does it really make you that angry when people act like a character is real, as you seem to think they’re doing? Does it really matter? And even if it matters, does it matter that it matters? Put down the Smirnoff and crack and get sober, get clean, and get a life.

    Oh, and before you say anything, ‘Spidor’ is mis-spelled on purpose. Perhaps your grammar is incorrect on purpose as well, but I at least know when to stop, and I also know the difference between a name and the rest of the Gods-damned sentence.

  6. Kellie says:

    Rouge spidor or whatever your name stop yelling at other people cause maybe you don’t even know anything about Foamy the squirrel so shut up now one cares what you think!!!

  7. Bianca says:

    Rouge Spider maybe you should put down the Smirnoff and crack and shut the yell up no one cares!! Stay off the sight it would make everyone happy!!!!

  8. Anne Haight says:

    Kellie/Bianca, please consider yourself banned for comment spamming. As stated on this blog earlier, this sort of thing won’t be tolerated. Next time try changing IPs and/or not making your fake posts all sound the same.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Long Live Foamy

  10. Anne Haight says:

    [Ed. Note: completely off-topic and abusive comment deleted from this section. Unable to determine which blog entry it referred to. Perhaps the commenter will do it right next time. To quote Foamy: “Nobody wants to hear this bullshit anymore.” I’m tired and I don’t feel like doing the work of asshats.]

  11. Rebecca says:

    Foamy rocks my socks, man. I mean, everything I ever think about one validating themself in a relationship, comes straight out of the mouth of Foamy. Foamy is a genius. The guy who made Foamy is a genius. Foamy is my idol. Go Foamy. -Waves a little flag-

  12. Daniel J says:

    I’m surprised you guys know who he is. most ppl down here don’t know jack about him.

  13. Daniel J says:

    Foamy rocks!o.O if you don’t like him.

  14. Rachel says:

    Foamy is a great cartoon but some of his little violent fantasies are creepy. Nevertheless he rocks. Good job. Ps. the animation is also really great compared to alot of crap flash movies I’ve seen

  15. Justine says:

    Foamy rocks my socks, too! He is the greatest. I like the “Almost Serious Suicide” one the best. I love his little dances and noises - whooo!! Plus, he won’t take crap from anyone!! Touche on the Starschmuks!!!

  16. krystina says:

    i think foamy is great! i mean it’s true, whoever came up with this is pure genious!(GO FOAMY!!)

  17. Stacey says:

    Foamy rocks! He is the cutest and most coolest squirrel and please people stop picking on each other!

  18. Ant says:

    Foamy is amazin but i still think that pilz-e is the best cause he is the best he is always on pliz and pilz that r purple and have the letter eeeeeeee on them…… so i rest my case even though foamy is amazing and always fuckin pisses off that goth chik i think pilz-e is the best cause he just rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GGOOO PILZ-E

  19. Droplette says:

    and take your squirrel to . . . the bagel shop . . . cuz i want a bagel with cream cheese, cheesy cream, creem cheesy cheesy

  20. Lisa says:

    i like pilz-e too, but i think that begley is the coolest. he has the coolest little acent and it makes his voice sound awesome!!! and i know one thing for sure about foamy: he will be my lord and master foever!!! i also wanted to ask if anyone has joined his card cult? i have, and i just wanted to know if anyone else is. b-bye for now.

  21. chelsea says:

    I AM GOING TO START A FOAMY CARD CULT ANYONE WANT ME TO SEND IT TO THEM IF SO E-MAIL ME AND YOU’LL GET A FOAMY CARD
    CHELSEA

  22. ashleigh says:

    foamy is good s**t cuz they writer is a good thinker and ovyeslly noz his s**t thats all i have to say sept FOAMY ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. corleei says:

    foamy is awesome. MY friend showed it to me but it wont work on my computer! i really need a site that i can watch them on!

  24. jack pridemore says:

    foamy is my lord and master and i need ppl for my msn and yahoo so add me
    ranger2006@hotmail.com
    jack_pridemore@yahoo.com
    foamy rules like no other and if u hate foam i will get a hot frence fry and pock it in your eye this as been a letter from
    foamy’s servent jack

  25. Mrs.Foamy says:

    I appreciate your devotion and
    love for my dear husband foamy,
    but you are all taking this
    a little seriously.
    Sincerely,
    Wife of your lord and Master, Mrs. Foamy
    p.s. you will never see the
    “goth chick” naked

  26. lemiwinks says:

    Foamy is my lord and master you will all bow down to foamy!!!!!!!!

  27. fhqwhgus says:

    Mmm, the creamy creamy creamy cheese…

  28. Manaki says:

    go Foamy!!! long live Pillz-e!!!! Begley kicks ass too well i think there should be another squirrel but thats just me… I too dont see why they want to see Germaine naked… it is like the Ledgend of Zelda freaks that want to see Link naked!!!*vomits on the infedels*
    p.s. I have a cousin named Foamy…its a redneck thing… dont ask…

  29. steve says:

    PICHI, PICHI, PICHI,…POTATOE

  30. Stacy says:

    my minions are loyal and they will kill you all!

  31. ScontS says:

    Foamy is my Lord and Master. Foamy rules all. Pilz-E is awesome though….”poppity poppity pop-pop-popp!”
    I want a Pilz-E shirt, but they’re already sold out on illwillpress.com…anyone know where I can get one?
    Foamy and Pilz-E are sooo awesome, I want to meet the creator of this sh*t and congradulate him on his genious work. =D

  32. Yokuyu Sen says:

    All must bow to Foamy. Foamy is my master. I must Obey Him and if u dont you will feel his squirrely wrath. Do you hear me. Hahahahah!!!
    all must die.=^..^=

  33. Sliver says:

    why is life so crul?

  34. steph says:

    Sorry

  35. Rabies says:

    i love foamy =a+++++++++

  36. Yokuyu Sen says:

    First of all, that Yokuyu Sen above ^ ^ ^ is not me….second of all, Foamy is cool. And I hope this awesome set of flash cartoons will become popular… perhaps Hot Topic will begin to sell Foamy stuff…

  37. Yokuyu Sen says:

    …Free Your Mind…lol..^_^… or join Foamy’s card cult.

  38. Anne Haight says:

    First of all, that Yokuyu Sen above ^ ^ ^ is not me

    Yes. That fake Yokuyu Sen, along with Rabies, steph and Sliver, are all posting from the same IP. That IP has been banned. :)

  39. Custy says:

    does ne one know where to get the foamy toons that have been dated out of his “toons” section??? I have Cemetary flakes.. but thats it…

  40. Custy says:

    I forgot to say, foamy rules

  41. sandie says:

    hey everyone! ok,yeah, you people may be right about foamy being the best. there are other squirrels with feelings though… like Pilz-E. i think he is way better than foamy. no one get mad at me for saying that because foamy rules.. just in my eyes not as much as Pilz-E.

  42. Foodles says:

    IF ANY ONE CAN FIND A GOOD PIC OF BEGLEY OR PILLZ-E PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!! I need them for my own personal reasons!!! PLEASSSSEEE

  43. Francisco says:

    FOAMY IS SOO FUCKIN FUNNY IF ANY OF U WANT FOAMY PICS I GOT TONS EITHA GO TO http://www.geocities.com/lafonuk/index2.html
    (MA SHORTER LINK IS MESSED) OR e-mail ME.
    MY e-mail CAN BE FOUND ON MY SITE VISIT!

  44. Francisco says:

    I AM AT THE MOMENT PRODUCING A SITE DEDICATED TO NOTHING BUT YOUR LOVLEY MASTER “FOAMY” IF Y WANT MORE DETAILS e-mail ME OR U CAN GO TO MY OTHER SITE DAT HAS A CUPLE OF FOAMY PICS!
    http://www.geocities.com/lafonuk/index2.html
    FOMY 4 EVA!

  45. Francisco says:

    IT IS DONE MY FELLOW FOMY LOVIN FRIENDS THE SHORTER LINK IS BEING PRODUCED MEAN WHILE GO TO http://WWW.GEOCITIES.COM/WOLVERIN698 ALL ABOUT FOAMY

  46. Danielle says:

    i like Begley!

  47. Danielle says:

    i like Begley!

  48. Danielle says:

    didnt mean to send that 2 times

  49. Nocturne4ever says:

    You will be delighted to know that somebody has released a little trojan applet that is astonishingly hard to find or disable in Win 2K/XP. Spybot, Adaware, none can help me.

    My computer, at random times, 2-3 times a day, emits in Foamy’s voice (or a facsimile thereof) “I need coffee, coffee, bad bad!” This is especially disturbing when you’re blasting the new tunes you got at loud volume and it happens overtop of Winamp 5.

    I don’t know if the author of Foamy’s comics created this trojan (which I doubt they’d do), but it’s gone from amusing to irritating.

    Just thought you’d be amused to hear about it’s existance, and maybe if you’re lucky, you’ll get infected too! :)

  50. Shaina says:

    When I first heard about Foamy I thought he was stupid, but now that I’ve watched the show I realize that the funniest (not to mention best) cartoon sice South Park. GO FOAMY!
    P.S. You sick freaks please stop asking to see the goth chick naked!

  51. Dark says:

    hello,I love foamy!!!!!!!!!!HE ROCKS!!!!!

  52. Dark says:

    But i cant find any of his pic’s,do you guys know a site where i can find some???

  53. Jackie says:

    ALRIGHT; Does anyone know the address for the foamy card cult? It would be totally awesome if someone could post it or email it to me. Thanks

  54. Jenny says:

    Foamy is the best. If anyone wants to chat Foamy stuff add me to your msn messenger.
    Fuzzball72@hotmail.com

  55. dave says:

    i have 2 pairs of nipples

  56. Charles says:

    You can find the address to Foamy’s card cult somewhere on the illwillpress website. I found Foamy a while back, and introduced him to my (then) girlfriend. One day while my girlfriend was attending a class at college, she sat down next to a girl who had a Foamy sticker on her bag. They started talking, and the girl with the Foamy sticker ended up being the voice of Germaine. I thought that was pretty cool.

  57. LususNaturae says:

    Not to be a horses ass but I am ignorant what is Foamy from a cartoon a comic what? lol sorry for wasting your time but please let me know

  58. Francisco says:

    http://WWW.GEOCITIES.COM/WOLVERIN698 ALL ABOUT FOAMY

  59. Shaina says:

    Well just so you know LususNaturae Foamy is a cartoon from at http://www.illwillpress.com. To fully understand the hilarity of him you must go to this site and watch him. It takes a minute to load but it’s really worth it!

  60. Germaine says:

    Foamy is sooo funny !! he has so many good points about ppl . i mean , WHY dident those 2 sluts get trampled by catle ? he raises tons of questions . i wish they had been in a “tragic” stamped’ , or at least broken a leg each , opps , i mean *whisles’* la la la la la .

    - long live squirrely wrath

  61. geff its not my name but hey hu cares says:

    WOOOOOOHOOOOO i think ur all ob sive yes foamy is the main character and yes he is funny but Pillz-e rocksand u all no it so give the little pill poppin fool sum credit PLEESE

  62. Doooooode says:

    could someone please e-mail me as to how I can print or recive a foamy card to join the foamy cult(thanks for any e-mails)

  63. Joanna Miller says:

    Foamy is fucking awesome. This is the greatest fucking cartoon ever made. He is my lord and master…any of you who think otherwise, shall face his squirrley wrath.

  64. hannah says:

    first let me say foamy kicks ass!
    and i dont think neone wants ta see the goth chick naked they just make that shit up to complain about it ( not like im dissin foamy in any way shape or form )

  65. Omega says:

    Foamy fucking rules. Anyone who disagrees should be stabbed in the fucking eye with a really hot french fry! Taste my squirrely wrath…now if you’ll excuse me…I’m going to go get a bagel…with creamy cheesey. Fuck you.

  66. amanda says:

    well i think foamy kicks ass.my fav cartoons are when hes singing cuzz its so fucking funny.i like the song where he has the songs.i like 5 more mins.and the one there she has a stalker.lol you have a stalker u have a stalker i dont u do your going to die i can sleep at night na na lol that shits so fucking funny well im done talking

  67. Foamy jr says:

    Foamy is the master! He will not poke me in the eye with a french fry! For u do not obey him he will! now go get him a bagel…at the bagel shop…with the creamy creamy cream cheese creamy creamy cheese! And dont forget the coffee! I love foamy! My favorite shows were when he was singing…5 mor minutes, and the suicide one! BOOM! ha ha! well i am done talking, buh bye!

  68. Kay says:

    Haha, Foamy jr, I love the suicide one. New toon out soon! WOO. Gotta love a pissed off squirrel who has more intelligence then most of the human population

  69. Omega says:

    When your head goes boom! Badum boom boom boom with your head on the wall badum boom boom boom and your brains of the floor! Badum boom boom boom!!

  70. Stephanie says:

    I love Foamy, he opened my eyes to a whole new way of looking at things…a truthful, crude and humorous way. I love
    Pilz-E…so..uh…yea..thats it

  71. Melissa says:

    foamy is so frickin hilarious expesially the foamy fan mail’s lmao but hes like so hyper all the time lol i think he has adhd and so does his retarded friend with the glasses! lol that’s it 4 now ~***Melissa~***

    p.s. foamy do u have adhd?

  72. Francisco says:

    OK PPL I HAVE FINALLY DONE MY SITE EXEPT 1 THING “INFO ON THE CREATOR” PLZ CHEK IT OUT AND THE FORUM ON IT. LEAVE UR VOTES AND STUFF!! ww.foamyswrath.cjb.net

  73. seito2002 says:

    the squirly wrath song opened my eyes to the new and wonderful land…that is foamy…”respect the trees, respect them all!!! and respect me. you cheep bastards!!”

  74. nikki says:

    i soo love squirrel songs “so im, a squirrel, ur not, how pathetic u r.” tis sooo funn. i loove the fact that he doesnt hold his tongue either he dont take no crap. GO FOAMY worship the squirrel.

  75. Kendra says:

    Foamy(my lord and master) is most definatley the shit, but honestly i have to say i can relate best to pilz-e he’s just great. STIGMAAAATTAAAA…in the eye! lol pilz-e kick ass!
    Foamy’s loyal minion, Kendra

  76. spider says:

    foamy is the best cartoon expesually the so im a squirrel song its hillarious song

  77. James Patrick says:

    dose anyone Know the e-mail address for Foamy or his creator? If so please e-mail me at siverflashs85x@yahoo.com

  78. Ryan says:

    yo foamy is the fuckin bomb dude!!!!!!!!! if some finds some new foamy cartoons please e-male ryankw and rkymtntrls couse my mom and i love foamy the squarrel [my mom REALLYYYY loves foamy] the goth chick germaine is cool!! but its fucken dumb that a lot of people want to see her in the nude.

  79. meow says:

    http://WWW.GEOCITIES.COM/WOLVERIN698 IS ALL ABOUT FOAMY CHEK IT OUT OR ELSE

  80. Tora_Chishio says:

    Squirrely Wrath! YEEEEEEEE Foamy is my Lord and Master!

  81. Britt says:

    FOAMY Rules over all who dares to challenge the great LORD and MASTER

  82. k0rnsita says:

    .. Foamy rulzzz…. keep watching him.. hey anyone knows when i can look out all the foamy chapters?? Does anyone have it?
    mail me plizz.. kornsita@hotmail.com

  83. Altima says:

    Just wanted to invite you all to my Forum, inspired by Foamy’s rants-its a place where anyone can rant about whats on their mind!

    Its at http://p219.ezboard.com/btherantroom81379

    Hope to see you there!

  84. Marissa says:

    Foamy is tha bomb!!! me and all my friends love him, i told all my friends about Foamy!!! he’s not afraid to say stuff that is true, like on dating advise!! its true, every word he says is true!!! If you don’t like Foamy Feel My Squirelly Rath!!!

  85. meg says:

    I love foamy hes awesome pilz-e is ok too but begley is my favorite with his british accent and purple mohawk ok thats all i got to say

  86. meg says:

    oh if any one knows where i can find the very first episode that would be awesome so email me at lil_devil2080@yahoo.com thanx

  87. jimi says:

    I just got the first DVD from ILLWILLPress…

    Got it mailed here to Costa Rica….

    Foamy rules, and I got 2, Count ‘em TWO Cult cards…

    He truly is THEE LORD AND MASTER!!!

  88. meg says:

    cool i want the dvd but i dont got 20 bucks right now guess ill have to wait till x-mas is 5 more minutes and fatkins diet on the dvd cause those are my 2 favs

  89. Zoe says:

    I have the entire ‘And so I’m a squirrel’ song down by listening to it so many times! Here it is:

    And so I’m
    A squirrel
    And you’re not.
    How pathetic you are.

    And so I’m
    A squirrel
    And you’re not.
    You’re just human
    How pathetic you are.

    You don’t have a fluffy tail
    You don’t have squirrely wrath
    You just build to destroy
    While I collect some nuts.

    And so I’m
    A squirrel
    And you’re not.
    You’re just human
    How pathetic you are.

  90. sara g says:

    fomy ROCKS MY SOX buti cant find the one where he sings and hes like “PULL THE TRIGHER AND GO BOOM AND GO BOOM”

  91. foamys number 1 slave says:

    Not to nit pick Zoe but there are only 3 versus to squirrile song “so im a squirrile”
    cos after the line “while i collect some nuts”
    he says “u all suck”

    sorry about that but i must keep foamys way going

  92. Pilz-E popper says:

    FOAMY ROCKS!!!!! and so does PILZ-E…but not as much as FOAMY!!!….oh and that gothic chics name is wait let me check cuz i was trying to remember it eariler today…hol up…oh yeah its Germain…or something like that..not that I care(ima gurl thats why i dont care)….FOAMY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!…anyway…
    just wanted to express my feeling towards foamy and pilz-e towards the masses….(well yall arent the WHOLe masses but IM GETTING THERE)….

    JOIN THE CARD CULT!!!!!

  93. Pilz-E popper says:

    ” I am the Lord and Master
    You all are Bastards
    Worship me
    or i’ll stap your eyes till you bleed
    I am The Lord and Master”

    WooHoo go Foamy ROCK ON!!!

    oh yeah i like that Im a squirrel song too. its kewl…

  94. natalia says:

    OMG FOAMY IS THE KOOLEST!!!!! HE IS MY LORD AND MASTER HES ALL OVA MY SCHOOL BOOKS YEA I CANT FIND DAT SUICIDE 1 EITHER :’( YEA BUT ANYWAYS FOAMY ROCKS -ROCK ON-

  95. sweet blood says:

    does any 1 know a website where you can join the foamy card cult. ? . if you do, e-mail me. oh yeah. FOAMY FUCkIN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

  96. lsp420 says:

    DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY FOAMY PICS OR KNOW WHERE I COULD FIND THEM?!? please email me them or something!!!!!!!!

  97. lsp420 says:

    is this the address to join the foamy card cult or to just recieve a card?

    FOAMY’S CARD CULT
    P.O. BOX 1073
    Yonkers, NY 10704